You can take my breath away!!! stay away from me I don’t want do die Now.
U made me smile so wide……..I can eat a banana side ways.
Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!!
The Moment She Arrives Every Other Face Fades Away…
Flirt but be alert.
Intel inside……….fool is out side.
Ashes 2 Ashes Dust 2 Dust Life is short so PARTY v must.
Love all; hate none…see all; select one..
He Took Me Fr0m a Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My T0p 0ff. He Puts His Lips 0n Mine,But D0n’t W0rry I’m a Bottle 0f Wine..
Adam & Eve introduced love; Romeo & Juliet practiced it; Laila & Majnoo died for it; So PLZZZZZZZ guyz don’t go for it.
LOVE IS THE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOOLS!
Loved by FEW Hated by MANY Feared by ALL.
I cant help falling in love with u….
Love can sometimes be magic… But magic can sometimes just be an illusion!!
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
Do u believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk past u again?
From : Funny One Liners
Friday, March 21, 2008
Sorry Quotes
Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.
- Isaac Friedmann
I am very conscious that I am not wise at all.
- Socrates
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
- Mark Twain
When you realize you have made a mistake, make amends immediately. It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm.
- Dan Heist
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
- Aesop
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
- Kimberly Johnson
There is a strength in the union of very sorry men.
- Homer
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
- Daivd Herbert
It’s easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper
Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good instead. Refuse to pander to a morbid interest in your own misdeeds. Pick yourself up, be sorry, shake yourself, and go on again.
- Evelyn Underhill
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
- Anonymous
You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.
- Edgar Watson
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
- William Blake
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
- Paul Boese
Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them.
- Anonymous
From : Sorry Quotes
- Isaac Friedmann
I am very conscious that I am not wise at all.
- Socrates
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
- Mark Twain
When you realize you have made a mistake, make amends immediately. It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm.
- Dan Heist
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
- Aesop
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
- Kimberly Johnson
There is a strength in the union of very sorry men.
- Homer
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
- Daivd Herbert
It’s easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.
- Grace Hopper
Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good instead. Refuse to pander to a morbid interest in your own misdeeds. Pick yourself up, be sorry, shake yourself, and go on again.
- Evelyn Underhill
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
- Anonymous
You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.
- Edgar Watson
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
- William Blake
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
- Paul Boese
Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them.
- Anonymous
From : Sorry Quotes
Rugby Quotes
Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.
- Oscar Wilde
The tactical difference between Football and Rugby with its varieties seems to be that in the former, the ball is the missile, in the latter, men are the missles.
- Alfred E. Crawley
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
- Chris Laidlaw
Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman’s game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.
- Henry Blaha
The whole point of rugby is that it is, first and foremost, a state of mind, a spirit.
- Jean-Pierre Rives
Rugby is great.The players don’t wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer.I love that.
- Joe Theismann
It’s a really exciting time to be involved in Welsh rugby.
- Jonah Lomu
From : Rugby Quotes
- Oscar Wilde
The tactical difference between Football and Rugby with its varieties seems to be that in the former, the ball is the missile, in the latter, men are the missles.
- Alfred E. Crawley
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
- Chris Laidlaw
Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman’s game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.
- Henry Blaha
The whole point of rugby is that it is, first and foremost, a state of mind, a spirit.
- Jean-Pierre Rives
Rugby is great.The players don’t wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer.I love that.
- Joe Theismann
It’s a really exciting time to be involved in Welsh rugby.
- Jonah Lomu
From : Rugby Quotes
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:-
10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.
9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse.
8)Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family.
7) Your computer is your ONLY friend.
6) You think cyber sex is better than real sex.
5) You type only in short hand (YO ROFLMAO I’LL BRB B4 U RTFM LOL).
4) You type 40 words a minute with two fingers.
3) Your twins are named RAM & ROM.
2) After breaking from your computer, you realize you have gained 40lbs, have grown hair in unusual places, your spouse and kids have left you, and Windows 3.1 is outdated.
1) YOU READ STUFF LIKE THIS!
\From : Computers Addicted
10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.
9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse.
8)Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family.
7) Your computer is your ONLY friend.
6) You think cyber sex is better than real sex.
5) You type only in short hand (YO ROFLMAO I’LL BRB B4 U RTFM LOL).
4) You type 40 words a minute with two fingers.
3) Your twins are named RAM & ROM.
2) After breaking from your computer, you realize you have gained 40lbs, have grown hair in unusual places, your spouse and kids have left you, and Windows 3.1 is outdated.
1) YOU READ STUFF LIKE THIS!
\From : Computers Addicted
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